Baby shoes are so cute that people keep buying them for him, and he ends up owning more shoes than you!
You have to deal with this after each meal.
You can’t remember when you last showered because every time you plan one, your baby decides he can’t survive more than 5 seconds without physical contact.
And when you finally do get to shower, you are watched by a selection of aquatic animals.
The toothbrush family is the cutest thing ever.
You have a scale model of Mount Everest constructed entirely from clean laundry. There will also be Mont Blanc made out of dirty laundry hiding in the bathroom…
You try to persuade your baby to nap because YOU are tired and want a nap!
You no longer wash the sofa covers because you are spring cleaning, or they look a bit grubby. You wash them because he had a ‘poo-splosion’ which erupted out of his nappy and all over the sofa.
Your living room looks like a toy shop exploded…
Your clean shirt is dirty by 9am… and you only managed to dress yourself at 8.30!